Boys Cry Too, Girls Masturbate Too Embroidered Unisex T-Shirt or Baby Tee

Say what everyone’s thinking with this embroidered baby tee or unisex T‑shirt featuring the statement “Boys Cry Too, Girls Masturbate Too.” It’s honest, human, and stitched with just the right amount of attitude. Each shirt is embroidered to order, giving you a piece that feels intentional, durable, and made just for you.

Soft, comfortable, and easy to style, this tee brings together a clear message and everyday wearability. Choose the fitted baby tee for a sleek silhouette or the unisex T‑shirt for a relaxed, classic fit — the message stays powerful either way.

A little truth. A little edge. A whole lot of realness, embroidered in thread that lasts.