Sugar‑Coated and Fed Up Embroidered Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Nothing says romance like a cozy sweatshirt covered in candy hearts… that absolutely refuse to play nice.

This made‑to‑order unisex crewneck takes the classic Valentine aesthetic and gives it a sharp, mischievous political twist. Each pastel heart is fully embroidered—no peeling, no cracking, no sad vinyl heartbreak—featuring bold little messages like “F ICE,” “NO KINGS,” “PRO CHOICE,” and “FDT.” Sweet on the outside, spicy on the inside.

Soft, durable, and designed to outlast every news cycle, it’s the perfect gift for anyone whose love language is civic engagement with a side of snark. Wear it on Valentine’s Day, wear it year‑round—because nothing says “be mine” like a sweatshirt that also says “question authority.”